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Do you know who designed the Taiconaut´s costume for the first Chinese spacetrip? Who let the chinaman up in space looking sharpe?
You see, our T-shirts came well i hand. We where invited to work with the designing and specialconstruction of the clothings, and stayed for almost two years in their lovely, but crowded land. During this time we made a lot of really close friends, President HängPung (read HangScrotum), became our personal ShiGong instructor, and ricewine companion. And late Mister Bruce Lee´s sister, Bridget Lee, had us come visiting her up in the mountines for a romantic Yak-hunting expedition. But even the merriest story has an end, and after the succesful rocketeering of Mr ShingShong, we flew home to Sweden again. But it all began a long time before this lovely trip to china land...It was in a dark, scum and humid basement, a creapy place where the sun never shines and the smell...uhh!! Well, one man tryed to make a living there, but one thing lacked him however, two things where never seen nearby, three things screamed with it's absence. He had a name. So a name was certainly not on the list of things lacking. No, let us give you all out there a hint, a clue, as they call it in the P-I business. We are going to give the private parts away, thats how nice we are to you all!! Not to them perhaps, but who cares about a midget? Let's begin with an anatomical issue. One does not have to be a member of MENSA to figure out that there are moments of uneasiness, if not to say great distress, when heavenly gifted as one is. He was fighting his way up and down the beach thru verbal mockings and physical harassments, altough no one can complain about his great bodyshape or athletic skills. He was a phantom with the ball, the frisbee and a master on the chess board. No, they had there their thorn to him elsewhere. You see, the poor man sufferd from selfillumination. He was glowing like a sun and folks just couldn't take it. This was bothering him and it made him determined of one thing, this could not go on!! He had to come up with something, and He did! Oh yes, Hello, did he come up with something or did he??!! Once he realized something had to be done, something was done. Instantly, almost...he team up his friend and they came up with the first fresh design. And it was pretty good!! Another one came out the same way, alsmost as quick. And yes, they did one or two ugly designs too. But once your into it, it's hard to keep it from coming, so that's why they pretty soon learned to print them, themself. As their old friend and mentor, Alec Baldwin always told them, If you want something well done, do it yourself. So that's why the world is a happy place now days, the sun is shining and no more wars.... |
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